After a leave of absence... here we go again.
We, much like many businesses, get a fair share of spam email. Most of it is soliciting our business with a contract company - a decision far above my pay grade.
There is also a company called Grupanya, which is Istanbul, Turkey's response to Amazon.com. After many emails, I decided to respond.
Email #1 - dated 14 October, 2012
-----Original Message-----
From: Hartman, Kevin C. SFC 115th MPAD MSC NCOIC
Sent: Sunday, October 14, 2012 6:51 PM
To: 'Grupanya'
Subject: RE: (U) Dark Android Tablet PC 179 TL/Osmanli Turk Kahvesi Seti 29.9 TL/Braun epilasyon cihazi 105 TL
UNCLASSIFIED
Thank you so much for your email. I was hoping to purchase 43 Android phones as soon as possible. Also, do you ship Cocoa Puffs but with Spanish lettering? This would make my day. I was hoping to pay for these items with 1986 Thesauruses that I found in a storage unit. I think they're worth $2.83 each so please let me know how many I need to ship to you to complete this purchase. For the Cocoa Puffs, I would like 450 boxes so I know I have enough for the rest of my life in case they discontinue this flavor of cereal. Also, can you send flat rate boxes to me so I can ship the Thesauruses to you? I'm allergic to cardboard and will need someone else to fill them, which brings me to another request. When you send the Cocoa Puffs, please have your shipping company remove the bags of cereal and send them in a plastic container so I don't have to expose myself to the cardboard every morning. That would be disastrous as my allergy makes me break out in hives and read Twilight books. Last time I touched cardboard I found myself curled up reading Half Moon with Calamine lotion smeared all over every part of my body.
Thank you for your support!
We, much like many businesses, get a fair share of spam email. Most of it is soliciting our business with a contract company - a decision far above my pay grade.
There is also a company called Grupanya, which is Istanbul, Turkey's response to Amazon.com. After many emails, I decided to respond.Email #1 - dated 14 October, 2012
-----Original Message-----
From: Hartman, Kevin C. SFC 115th MPAD MSC NCOIC
Sent: Sunday, October 14, 2012 6:51 PM
To: 'Grupanya'
Subject: RE: (U) Dark Android Tablet PC 179 TL/Osmanli Turk Kahvesi Seti 29.9 TL/Braun epilasyon cihazi 105 TL
UNCLASSIFIED
Thank you so much for your email. I was hoping to purchase 43 Android phones as soon as possible. Also, do you ship Cocoa Puffs but with Spanish lettering? This would make my day. I was hoping to pay for these items with 1986 Thesauruses that I found in a storage unit. I think they're worth $2.83 each so please let me know how many I need to ship to you to complete this purchase. For the Cocoa Puffs, I would like 450 boxes so I know I have enough for the rest of my life in case they discontinue this flavor of cereal. Also, can you send flat rate boxes to me so I can ship the Thesauruses to you? I'm allergic to cardboard and will need someone else to fill them, which brings me to another request. When you send the Cocoa Puffs, please have your shipping company remove the bags of cereal and send them in a plastic container so I don't have to expose myself to the cardboard every morning. That would be disastrous as my allergy makes me break out in hives and read Twilight books. Last time I touched cardboard I found myself curled up reading Half Moon with Calamine lotion smeared all over every part of my body.
Thank you for your support!
No comments:
Post a Comment