My last email response... for now.
Then it will be back you your regularly scheduled programming.
-----Original Message-----
From: Hartman, Kevin C. SFC 115th MPAD MSC NCOIC
Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2013 3:52 PM
To: 'Bungit'
Subject: RE: (U) Bungit January Newsletter 2013
UNCLASSIFIED
I am very intrigued by your classified ads but confused why you would send classified information over a non-secure network. Please send all future classified ads to my classified email address. I'd send it to you but it's classified and secret.
As for your offer, I see that you will sell anything other than property. Where do you stand on internal organs such as a kidney? Is this considered physical property of the body, or would you categorize it as organic material? I only ask because I think I found a kidney inside my roommate and upon further removal and investigation discovered it to be his heart so I probably should have been more forthright and asked whether I could sell a heart. Either way, he won't be needing it anymore and I'm pretty sure it is worth a fair amount if sold quickly. Each day that goes by it seems less healthy and more smelly. I probably should have put it on ice, but they seem to have lost that recipe over here.
What form of payment can I expect from transactions on Bungit? My preference would be Kenyan Shillings in brief cases delivered one at a time by a man in a black trench coat who uses the code name Nancy Pelosi. I would like to meet this individual at the Wolf River State Fishery Area on the 14th of July and every 9 days thereafter.
Thank you
-----Original Message-----
From: Bungit [mailto:info@bungit.eu]
Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2013 2:53 PM
To: Bagram Media Center
Subject: Bungit January Newsletter 2013
Bungit Classifieds where everything is free.
DEAR BagramMediaCenter,
You are receiving this newsletter to tell you that there is a new Classified Ads web site online. On Bungit, you can sell anything but property. Classified Ads, Business ads and Holiday rentals are all FREE. Yes that's right you can advertise your business for absolutely nothing. There is also a Holiday Rentals section which is also free to post your ad.
Bungit covers 4 major European Countries so you can expand your unwanted items to an even bigger potential audience. So why wait? Get on Bungit now and start advertising for FREE.
The best free property search portal on the web. Our research has shown us that most people looking for a property in France use the Internet to find their dream home. Whether you are looking for a retirement home, development property or second home for holidays or rental, you will find the best selection here. Advertising your property on our site is absolutely free until the end of May 2013 After this time Subscription will be required. With responsive design you can view the French Property Web on any device be it Tablet PC or smart phone. With prices cheaper than they have ever been now is the time to buy that property in France.
Advertise Your business here in our newsletter and reach thousands of potential new customers via email.
Tell customers in France or Spain about you unwanted items in this newsletter.
Have a Nice Holiday
Then it will be back you your regularly scheduled programming.
-----Original Message-----
From: Hartman, Kevin C. SFC 115th MPAD MSC NCOIC
Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2013 3:52 PM
To: 'Bungit'
Subject: RE: (U) Bungit January Newsletter 2013
UNCLASSIFIED
I am very intrigued by your classified ads but confused why you would send classified information over a non-secure network. Please send all future classified ads to my classified email address. I'd send it to you but it's classified and secret.
As for your offer, I see that you will sell anything other than property. Where do you stand on internal organs such as a kidney? Is this considered physical property of the body, or would you categorize it as organic material? I only ask because I think I found a kidney inside my roommate and upon further removal and investigation discovered it to be his heart so I probably should have been more forthright and asked whether I could sell a heart. Either way, he won't be needing it anymore and I'm pretty sure it is worth a fair amount if sold quickly. Each day that goes by it seems less healthy and more smelly. I probably should have put it on ice, but they seem to have lost that recipe over here.
What form of payment can I expect from transactions on Bungit? My preference would be Kenyan Shillings in brief cases delivered one at a time by a man in a black trench coat who uses the code name Nancy Pelosi. I would like to meet this individual at the Wolf River State Fishery Area on the 14th of July and every 9 days thereafter.
Thank you
-----Original Message-----
From: Bungit [mailto:info@bungit.eu]
Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2013 2:53 PM
To: Bagram Media Center
Subject: Bungit January Newsletter 2013
Bungit Classifieds where everything is free.
DEAR BagramMediaCenter,
You are receiving this newsletter to tell you that there is a new Classified Ads web site online. On Bungit, you can sell anything but property. Classified Ads, Business ads and Holiday rentals are all FREE. Yes that's right you can advertise your business for absolutely nothing. There is also a Holiday Rentals section which is also free to post your ad.
Bungit covers 4 major European Countries so you can expand your unwanted items to an even bigger potential audience. So why wait? Get on Bungit now and start advertising for FREE.
The best free property search portal on the web. Our research has shown us that most people looking for a property in France use the Internet to find their dream home. Whether you are looking for a retirement home, development property or second home for holidays or rental, you will find the best selection here. Advertising your property on our site is absolutely free until the end of May 2013 After this time Subscription will be required. With responsive design you can view the French Property Web on any device be it Tablet PC or smart phone. With prices cheaper than they have ever been now is the time to buy that property in France.
Advertise Your business here in our newsletter and reach thousands of potential new customers via email.
Tell customers in France or Spain about you unwanted items in this newsletter.
Have a Nice Holiday
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