I never heard back from Grupanya regarding my order. They did however, continue sending out sweet deals that were too good to pass up.
So I wrote them again.
Email #2 - dated 15 November, 2012
-----Original Message-----
From: Hartman, Kevin C. SFC 115th MPAD MSC NCOIC
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:21 PM
To: 'Grupanya'
Cc: Rutherford, Eric A. SSG 115th MPAD Journalist; Bonebrake, Christopher C. SGT 115th MPAD Journalist; Wilcox, Kristopher M. CPT 115th MPAD MSC OIC; Miller, James A. MAJ 115th MPAD CDR
Subject: RE: (U) SONY Playstation 3 Slim 500 GB Ultra Slim 799 TL/Online Fotograf Baskisi 13 TL/Fakir Dikey Elektrik Supurgesi 102 TL
UNCLASSIFIED
Thank you so very much for sending this great opportunity to buy electronic equipment.
I still haven't heard back regarding my previous email and order:
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"Thank you so much for your email. I was hoping to purchase 43 Android phones as soon as possible. Also, do you ship Cocoa Puffs but with Spanish lettering? This would make my day. I was hoping to pay for these items with 1986 Thesauruses that I found in a storage unit. I think they're worth $2.83 each so please let me know how many I need to ship to you to complete this purchase. For the Cocoa Puffs, I would like 450 boxes so I know I have enough for the rest of my life in case they discontinue this flavor of cereal. Also, can you send flat rate boxes to me so I can ship the Thesauruses to you? I'm allergic to cardboard and will need someone else to fill them, which brings me to another request. When you send the Cocoa Puffs, please have your shipping company remove the bags of cereal and send them in a plastic container so I don't have to expose myself to the cardboard every morning. That would be disastrous as my allergy makes me break out in hives and read Twilight books. Last time I touched cardboard I found myself curled up reading Half Moon with Calamine lotion smeared all over every part of my body.
Thank you for your support!"
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In addition to resolution to the previous order, I would like to make a new request. I would simply adore to have 68 of your Play Station 3 Slims! I'm working on building a basketball court and these will help me finish the floor. In addition to the previously promised Thesauruses, I recently came into possession of three sticks of double mint gum. I would be willing to part with one, which is like two since it is *double* mint, to pay for the requested Play Station 3 Slims. I would request to sweeten the deal though by sending some doll hair, but only if it's made from real hair since in addition to my cardboard allergy, I am also allergic to items that try to replicate the real thing. Take banana runts - not a real banana even though it tries really hard to be a Lego size real banana. When I come into contact with these type of items the only cure is to wear my pants backward and sing "Jump" by Criss Cross. Please do not make me go through this again.
I look forward to your delivery of my requested items!
So I wrote them again.
Email #2 - dated 15 November, 2012
-----Original Message-----
From: Hartman, Kevin C. SFC 115th MPAD MSC NCOIC
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:21 PM
To: 'Grupanya'
Cc: Rutherford, Eric A. SSG 115th MPAD Journalist; Bonebrake, Christopher C. SGT 115th MPAD Journalist; Wilcox, Kristopher M. CPT 115th MPAD MSC OIC; Miller, James A. MAJ 115th MPAD CDR
Subject: RE: (U) SONY Playstation 3 Slim 500 GB Ultra Slim 799 TL/Online Fotograf Baskisi 13 TL/Fakir Dikey Elektrik Supurgesi 102 TL
UNCLASSIFIED
Thank you so very much for sending this great opportunity to buy electronic equipment.
I still haven't heard back regarding my previous email and order:
---
"Thank you so much for your email. I was hoping to purchase 43 Android phones as soon as possible. Also, do you ship Cocoa Puffs but with Spanish lettering? This would make my day. I was hoping to pay for these items with 1986 Thesauruses that I found in a storage unit. I think they're worth $2.83 each so please let me know how many I need to ship to you to complete this purchase. For the Cocoa Puffs, I would like 450 boxes so I know I have enough for the rest of my life in case they discontinue this flavor of cereal. Also, can you send flat rate boxes to me so I can ship the Thesauruses to you? I'm allergic to cardboard and will need someone else to fill them, which brings me to another request. When you send the Cocoa Puffs, please have your shipping company remove the bags of cereal and send them in a plastic container so I don't have to expose myself to the cardboard every morning. That would be disastrous as my allergy makes me break out in hives and read Twilight books. Last time I touched cardboard I found myself curled up reading Half Moon with Calamine lotion smeared all over every part of my body.
Thank you for your support!"
---
In addition to resolution to the previous order, I would like to make a new request. I would simply adore to have 68 of your Play Station 3 Slims! I'm working on building a basketball court and these will help me finish the floor. In addition to the previously promised Thesauruses, I recently came into possession of three sticks of double mint gum. I would be willing to part with one, which is like two since it is *double* mint, to pay for the requested Play Station 3 Slims. I would request to sweeten the deal though by sending some doll hair, but only if it's made from real hair since in addition to my cardboard allergy, I am also allergic to items that try to replicate the real thing. Take banana runts - not a real banana even though it tries really hard to be a Lego size real banana. When I come into contact with these type of items the only cure is to wear my pants backward and sing "Jump" by Criss Cross. Please do not make me go through this again.
I look forward to your delivery of my requested items!
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